THE new math

I don't know if you caught Karl Rove's interview on NPR this week, but this has gotta take the cake for bullshit spin artistry. In the interview, Karl Rove tries to tell Robert Siegel that the liberal media's polling data for the upcoming election is all wrong; that he is using THE math and it shows a far different outcome.

Well, I don't know what math Karl is using, but I sure hope our kids aren't using his school's curriculum. Every vote tallying site out there shows the Dems with a clear lead in the House and a virtual tie in the Senate, including the right leaning Ceasar's Blog:

electionprojection.com: Ceasar (Right leaning blogger)

House - Dems 222, Repubs 213
Senate - Dems 48, Ind 2, Repubs 50

electoral-vote.com (Left leaning site)

House - Dems 226, Repubs 207
Senate - Dems 49, Repubs 51

Both sites use non-partisan polling data; Rassmussen, Crtical Insights, Universities, etc. So contrary to Karl's spin, the liberal media and the rest of the country does have accurate data, and in fact is using correct math. What a shithead.

Fat Patrol

What is it with freakin' Americans? When was it OK to be so god damn fat? I went on a cruise this summer (don't get me started - I was FORCED to go). I swear everybody on board was a tub o' lard. Even their kids were fat (see pict). The pool deck was just plain sickening. I got to thinking; we could solve our energy dependence overnight if just the 2000 people on this ship lost some weight. Just think of the extra fuel this ship had to stock up on (not to mention the extra butter and fries). Gives new meaning to use of fry oil for biodiesel fuel.

Intro

I just can't take it anymore. There are way too many people out there that do stupid things. This is my forum to expose these idiots and vent. Stay tuned.