Fat Patrol

What is it with freakin' Americans? When was it OK to be so god damn fat? I went on a cruise this summer (don't get me started - I was FORCED to go). I swear everybody on board was a tub o' lard. Even their kids were fat (see pict). The pool deck was just plain sickening. I got to thinking; we could solve our energy dependence overnight if just the 2000 people on this ship lost some weight. Just think of the extra fuel this ship had to stock up on (not to mention the extra butter and fries). Gives new meaning to use of fry oil for biodiesel fuel.